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R-One KAT-TUN

R-One KAT-TUN! The radio show that aims to be Number 1! Hosted by Tatchan & Yuichi. On air every Wednesdays, 24:00~24:30 (Tokyo time), on JOQR. Previously posted on “UNO” (site now taken down).

028 – 20061011
029 – 20061018
030 – 20061025
031 – 20061101
034 – 20061122
036 – 20061206
038 – 20061220

Show Segments

Opening
For every episode, they will have a tagline when they introduce themselves.

mail-One KAT-TUN
Mail corner, where listeners can send message on anything, ie things that happen to themselves, questions to Tat-chan & Yuichi, regular stuff, etc Basically it’s a futsu (ordinary) mail corner.

Isshou ni hanasou! Ge ge ge no ge!
Talk section where listeners send in mails about their nayamis (worries, troubles), then Yuichi and Tat-chan will call them and discuss and help advice via phone. Also has a spin-off section Futari de hanasou! Ge ge ge no ge! where instead of calling, they just read the mail, then try to give advice or solutions. This way they go through a lot more mails, instead of making just one or two phone calls.

R-One Sengen
Regular ending corner, where listeners can write in about what they think they are number one at. ie what they don’t think they’ll lose to anyone else. Ichiban makenai koto.

Listener Research UeMaru Taiketsu
Irregular section where Yuichi and Tat-chan have something they want to “research” about their listeners. They would come up with a question, and ask listeners to send in their opinions/answers. The results are then collated, and after reading one or two response, they have to guess the most common answer/top 5 answers etc. The loser has to do a batsu game (punishment).

KAT-TUN Daimyouji
Section where listeners write in about things that they want to ganbare about. ie: They want Yuichi or Tat-chan to give a one-line statement of support to them. This section has been discontinued since #21.

Ending
Version 1: At the end, they’ll review their show for that day as if they didn’t know that they were still being recorded. Eh! Kore wa totten no?
Version 2: Omake omoshiroi mail corner, where Yuichi reads out jokes to Tat-chan, to see if he’ll laugh.